Based on the Queens' collective experience in matters of the hear, here is the anti--Southern Belle Primer--a droll and hilarious look at life and love from the world's only female drag queens. Some of the topics covered: Boyfriend or Fiance? How to tell the difference and maintain the distinction; The five men you must have in your life at all times in order to have the equivalent of one suitable man; The true magic words guaranteed to get any man to do your bidding; Wearing pretty underwear at all times, on account of you just never know.